Shop Humor - Collection

Some of the best jokes you'll ever hear happen on the shop floor.

This collection is built around the sayings, one-liners, inside jokes, and shop humor that every machinist has heard at least once. Whether it's giving the new guy a hard time, fixing another engineer's drawing, or hearing "Can you run it faster?" for the thousandth time, these designs are made for people who actually work in the trade.

If you've spent enough time around CNC machines, you'll get it. If you haven't... you probably won't.

Built by machinists. For machinists.